No Brainer-Tourist

StrangeToy

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Cambridge Dictionary
explain no-brainer:
something such as a decision that is
very easy or obvious.

Obviously, I am not using it right.
Cause I am one of the guys who got no brain:)

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The day in Italy has begun again. A sunny morning and the sun is shining. Another day of making money from those tourists, I am just a vendor selling pizza near the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

When I started my business, I saw a large group of tourists rushing up to me like hungry beasts. Maybe it was because it was close to noon, right? But... Can you line up, please? Almost every tourists jumps in the queue. There it is. A typical tourist wears a floral shirt, bring a big bag, and a classic single-lens camera, still a tourist who won't line up.

After a while, the tourists filled their stomachs and started the "See Who Takes the Funniest Photo Contest". The most common one is to use various poses to pretend to push down the Leaning Tower of Pisa very hard. Some Just point to each side at the top and bottom, pretending to make the Leaning Tower of Pisa smaller, or give a kick to it.

I wish I'm the one who kicks you.

When the Leaning Tower of Pisa was almost closing, the crowd still hadn't receded; instead, it was still crowded with many people. It turns out... it's not that people don't want to leave, but that a person is blocking the line of movement. I saw a tourist lying on the ground from a distance. It was him! That typical tourist who wears a floral shirt and he's drunk on the street. Come on, Don’t drink if you can't. Please bring your brain when you are out, especially when you are in a foreign country. And... I just wanna get out of here.

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Made by @theodorepun
Story provided by @HanaLin

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Created on 2021/10/29 13:06:12 UTC